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I could tell you some stories, real battlefield , combat, up to your ass in EI stories. But this being the virtual battlefield. I have non that we all haven't experienced here. lets see , thinking back 40 ought years Viet friggin nam was some real chit going down. I think that there should be a Congressional Medal Of Dumbass. I know I would have gotten that one. They should rename Combat to scared ! Not the chickenchit scared! but a type of scared that is different then any other kind . Your balls shrivel up, your arsehole locks shut, but you are more alive then any other time in your whole damn miserable life, before and after. Been there Done that. S!

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S! POOGIE i personally want to thnk you 4 u servise to are country S! S! and a big S! now let me get u a saminch lol

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all we had to worry about was nades and Bullets unlike the Marines in Afghanistan today with sucide bombers and missles.

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I could tell ya bout the worst expeerance I had while crossed the big pond.

we were out and about , had to check out this here ville, Charlie was supposed to have been spotted close by.

anyway we searched ever where and there were no dinks in the area.

so we decided to take a break for a bit . wasn't long before this momma san come over and offered me some dink food. was rice somthin or other. all rolled up in a nana leef. Well sons and neighbors I was hungry come to think of it, said to myself "self might be a break from c-rats." so I et it.

took bout all of 5 mins and the hair on top of my head stood straight up..

being a Marine now that was some feat as we didn't have much. come to find out it was Dog.. Rice and that nook -mom sauce. now that ain't the way that sauce is spelled but that is how it was pronounced. I grabbed a beer they had, it was that 33 beer of theirs. cause it was hot and I was Thursday. well

My belly burned long with my ass, (got the chits) started hearing sounds sorta like the twilight zone and damn let me tell you ... well I just did.

anyway the woman started lookin good to me till I got close nuff to her and saw those big black beetle-nut teeth.

Terrible chituation just terrible !

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I could tell ya bout the worst expeerance I had while crossed the big pond.

we were out and about , had to check out this here ville, Charlie was supposed to have been spotted close by.

anyway we searched ever where and there were no dinks in the area.

so we decided to take a break for a bit . wasn't long before this momma san come over and offered me some dink food. was rice somthin or other. all rolled up in a nana leef. Well sons and neighbors I was hungry come to think of it, said to myself "self might be a break from c-rats." so I et it.

took bout all of 5 mins and the hair on top of my head stood straight up..

being a Marine now that was some feat as we didn't have much. come to find out it was Dog.. Rice and that nook -mom sauce. now that ain't the way that sauce is spelled but that is how it was pronounced. I grabbed a beer they had, it was that 33 beer of theirs. cause it was hot and I was Thursday. well

My belly burned long with my ass, (got the chits) started hearing sounds sorta like the twilight zone and damn let me tell you ... well I just did.

anyway the woman started lookin good to me till I got close nuff to her and saw those big black beetle-nut teeth.

Terrible chituation just terrible !

Isnt rule 1 of harrassing foreign invaders giving them laxetives?

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They should rename Combat to scared ! Not the chickenchit scared! but a type of scared that is different then any other kind . Your balls shrivel up' date=' your arsehole locks shut, but you are more alive then any other time in your whole damn miserable life, before and after. Been there Done that. S![/quote']

Its called "Seeing the elephant" or so I have been told by more than one Gunny, but I think that's a misnomer. That name seems to imply (at least to me) that once you've "seen this elephant" you're good to go! It should be more like: "Everytime I see that bastage elephant."

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