AAR- The butcher of Sonsbeck

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Here is a copy of my last AAR.

Though I d share this fun one:

The butcher of Sonsbeck

Post by shagher » Sunday 31. July 2016, 23:31

In the small town of Sonsbeck lived a Butcher named Shagher... A peaceful man really...
Until one evening an evil band of Allies stormed his village and captured most CPs...
Fine so far.
But when the men invaded the AB bunker, Shagher's Butchery shop... Things changed... Got out of hand.
The strangers came in with 4 ETs blocking the front door and cutting every corners, even 2 men in the courtyard were playing with his chickens.

All villagers but 2 old men on wheel chairs were dead...
So the Butcher went alone and decided to take back his shop, his beef....

Mr Shagher said afterwards:

" Well, as I entered the courtyard I saw all those ETs and EIs and smoke and stuffs... So I ran and wacked 2 EIs on the side, then I squeezed in between two Tanks' engines trying not to put grease on my pants... You know... Never go dirty in my butchery.
One tank on the other side kept firing at me... Scary stuff for my old age...
So then I entered MY shop and came face to face with those ugly men, touching my beef and poultry... I saw red what can I say... Guilty!
I even saw one trying to put his hands on my sausage!?!? He died quickly...
Well, there are 4 rooms in my shop you know? They were in every room... All 8 of them...
So I wacked them all... Simple as that. Was a mess...
Even after that, 2 more got in without knocking... Well I KNOCKED sir.. Both of them.
I had time to rebuild my place about 75%... But then it got so crowded and filthy.. I had to go... So here I am Mister Saint Peter... Talking to you about my Butchery... Which way do I go now?"

And with God's blessing Mr Shagher Opened a Butchery in heaven.
He called it: WHIPS

The end.


Units Hit by Mr Shagher:

2016-07-31 22:53:20 kbuzz101 (FR SMG) <--- The one playing with the chickens
2016-07-31 22:56:24 jmc75 (FR Rifleman)
2016-07-31 22:56:26 narg (FR Semi-Auto)
2016-07-31 22:57:21 moarram (FR Ltd M3A1 SMG)
2016-07-31 22:57:21 jeremycros (FR Rifleman)
2016-07-31 22:57:54 narg (FR Semi-Auto)
2016-07-31 22:58:03 klaus75 (FR M3A1 SMG)
2016-07-31 22:58:04 thugnasty1 (FR Sapper) <--- The one trying to grab the sausage
2016-07-31 22:58:09 talimas1 (FR Grenadier)
2016-07-31 22:58:25 jtnumba1 (FR Sniper)
2016-07-31 22:58:32 dmw2 (FR Semi-Auto)
2016-07-31 22:58:36 bigass (FR ATR) <--- The one who could barely fit thru the front door

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In the small town of Sonsbeck lived a Lagger named Shagher... A peaceful man really



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