Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0
rebel357

Pft... I got this guy beat by 8 or 9 years!

11 posts in this topic

Man Playing ‘Battlefield V’ Has Now Spent More Of Life Fighting [censored] Than Grandfather Did

 

JOPLIN, MO—After dedicating an immense portion of his spare time to battling the Axis forces in Europe, avid Battlefield V player Jacob Dunford, 36, has, as of 2:45 a.m. Tuesday, spent more of his life fighting [censored] than his grandfather Martin did in World War II. Several reports indicated that Dunford, whose service record stretches back to Battlefield II and includes combat tours in Wolfenstein and Call Of Duty, has now officially fought the second World War longer than U.S. Army Air Corps Staff Sergeant Martin Dunford (Ret.), a transport pilot who served in the 101st Airborne Division from 1942 to 1945. Reaching the milestone while completing the final level of the Battlefield V campaign mode, Dunford also has far more confirmed kills on [censored] troops and has participated in several more significant battles than his grandfather. While the elder Dunford was present for the invasion of Normandy where he lost his left thumb and three childhood friends to German flak, Jacob has not only stormed the Normandy beaches nine times but has also helped combat the [censored] siege of Stalingrad, fought directly under Patton during the Battle of the Bulge, and completely and single-handedly defeated Secret Weapons Of The Luftwaffe. Dunford has also reportedly earned more medals (60 Congressional Medals of Honor, 60 Victoria Crosses, 90 Distinguished Service Crosses, 110 Silver Stars, 190 Bronze Stars, and an Order of Lenin) than his grandfather (two Purple Hearts, European Theater Service Medal, World War II Victory Medal), and, perhaps most significantly, has acquired 4,625 Gamerscore points to his grandfather’s none.

2 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm surprised there isn't an article on you too. Afterall, you served in the American Civil War, World War 1, World War 2, Korean War and Vietnam and now World War 2 Online.

Omg! Are you Wolverine? Guess you are Murica's best kept secret... 

Edited by zippy
1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Zippy can you cash the checks you write when talking smack on Rebel357?  Im not good enough to be air fairy material but I needs to know whose better?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yup, wouldn't be complete without an Order of Lenin!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
17 minutes ago, gridiron said:

Zippy can you cash the checks you write when talking smack on Rebel357?  Im not good enough to be air fairy material but I needs to know whose better?

If I can't I'll be flying planes full of rubber dogsh(i)t outta Hong Kong? ;) 

Edited by zippy

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Someone needs to invite this Bungford to ww2online. I want to kick his [censored]!

I personally invite him to grow a pair of nuts, manscape his face and try playing against real axis opponent.

Maybe he is just what allied need?

S!

LIES

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'd say what Allies really need is some nice billboard advertising in tz3 countries like Australia... Pewdiepie vs T-Series vs Team Allied

Edited by zippy

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Haha. Battlefield V is as accurate to WW2 as Wolfenstein, i.e., jack [censored].

Our game is 1000x more authentic. The only woman running around here with face paint and a cricket bat is aomercy.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I think most of us have him beat, especially the long time Vets of this game.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.