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A Note on the recent takeover of CRS by OT

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Just a reminder of the recent purchase of CRS by OT: some of the highlights: 

OffTopic LLC has finished it's indiegogo fundraising campaign and now has the required $1.200,000 OT$ to complete its long-rumoured hostile takeover of The Game That Comes With This Forum (Nasdaq: TGTCWTF). 

We would like to re-assure players and subscribers that there will be no major changes to the planned 1.36 release other than these new OT additions to the upcoming patch notes: 

  • AI Civilians will be introduced
  • AI Trains and a full railroad supply grid linking all ingame RR Stations
  • Full enforcement of Kilemall's 'Population Neutrality' Concept
  • "Jumping' (j key) functionality introduced but only for tanks (new DLC)
  • Snipers to get AI Dog Sappers on autofollow (new DLC)
  • All HC members to get personal AI Staff Cars
  • All exHC members to get bicycles
  • Parachuting Dogs are now ingame (Allied Only)
  • Parachuting Angels are now ingame (Axis Only)


Signed,  Sorella et al on behalf of: 
 The OT Working Group on Working to Make OT a Better Place

YOU CAN READ THE FULL DISCUSSION AND PATCH NOTES HERE:

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LOL WTF, you guys have gone off the deep end.

 

Oh and BTW. No motorcycles????????

Need to go back to the drawing board fellas!

S!

 

EDIT: I took the bait and actually clicked on the link. Man OT hasn't changed much has it. At least I didn't get Rick Rolled or something.

EDIT #2: Actually I take back all I said. Your idea for having Staff Cars is brilliant. Added it to the sub perks/microtransaction thread.

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You forgot to tell that I financed part of it selling this account on e-bay for few hundred thousands.

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26 minutes ago, aismov said:

LOL WTF, you guys have gone off the deep end.

 

Oh and BTW. No motorcycles????????

Need to go back to the drawing board fellas!

S!

 

EDIT: I took the bait and actually clicked on the link. Man OT hasn't changed much has it. At least I didn't get Rick Rolled or something.

EDIT #2: Actually I take back all I said. Your idea for having Staff Cars is brilliant. Added it to the sub perks/microtransaction thread.

Motorcycle Art is done, OT Programmers are now working on motorcycle polycount and damage models.

Expect to see Motorcycles introduced in patch OT 1.36.1 and after that, motorcycle sidecars with mounted LMGs which will be hip-fire capable for the sidecar player. Axis will be getting the Puch800 model, Allies the French/Belgian FM-M12 and British Norton 16H and American units the Cushman Airborne Motor Scooter. (pictured below).

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16 minutes ago, matamor said:

You forgot to tell that I financed part of it selling this account on e-bay for few hundred thousands.

We do acknowledge gratefully your contribution to the OT takeover - that is why all Allied airborne parachuting dog units will be issued DLC Gas Masks and henceforth be known as 'The Matamor'. 

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5 minutes ago, Merlin51 said:

who is doing terrain?

Umm. We thought you, as an honourary member of the OT Supreme Council were going to be heading up the new Italian/North African map expansion. We're still waiting to get more money to send you to Sicily and Rome to work on it. 

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3 minutes ago, sorella said:

We're still waiting to get more money to send you to Sicily and Rome to work on it. 

You want to be excommunicated ?
Masses will be marching on your home chanting Deus Vult!

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45 minutes ago, matamor said:

You forgot to tell that I financed part of it selling this account on e-bay for few hundred thousands.

LGR!!!...tell him MO

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Anyways, if OT is designing the game, i am doing new infantry models instead

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2 hours ago, sorella said:

Just a reminder of the recent purchase of CRS by OT: some of the highlights: 

OffTopic LLC has finished it's indiegogo fundraising campaign and now has the required $1.200,000 OT$ to complete its long-rumoured hostile takeover of The Game That Comes With This Forum (Nasdaq: TGTCWTF). 

We would like to re-assure players and subscribers that there will be no major changes to the planned 1.36 release other than these new OT additions to the upcoming patch notes: 

  • AI Civilians will be introduced
  • AI Trains and a full railroad supply grid linking all ingame RR Stations
  • Full enforcement of Kilemall's 'Population Neutrality' Concept
  • "Jumping' (j key) functionality introduced but only for tanks (new DLC)
  • Snipers to get AI Dog Sappers on autofollow (new DLC)
  • All HC members to get personal AI Staff Cars
  • All exHC members to get bicycles
  • Parachuting Dogs are now ingame (Allied Only)
  • Parachuting Angels are now ingame (Axis Only)


Signed,  Sorella et al on behalf of: 
 The OT Working Group on Working to Make OT a Better Place

YOU CAN READ THE FULL DISCUSSION AND PATCH NOTES HERE:

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This is way to coherent to be OT funded...

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2 hours ago, Merlin51 said:

Anyways, if OT is designing the game, i am doing new infantry models instead

Lady-Devil-May-Cry-Cosplay-Gamers-Heroes

maya_i_by_nebulaluben-d5vdbtp.jpg

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katarina-cosplay-by-kinpatsu-2.jpg

 

After the required internal hearings of the Higher OT Committee of Cool Infantry Models, these proposals have been approved and Merlin51 has received full funding to go ahead with the new character designs tout de suite.

Please note these new custom personas will only be available through the new OT DLC Payment System (5$OT payable directly to Merlin, Silky or Gaspipe). For an additional 1$OT the knives modelled above will be able to be thrown at opposing infantry. 

Please see below for initial progress art of the new personae.

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2 hours ago, B2K said:

This is way to coherent to be OT funded...

We made most of our money by selling our new OT Downloadable Compilation Guide & Tip Book: "OT's Secrets on How To Win at 1.36" by Parasit & Potthead.

 

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4 minutes ago, sorella said:

We made most of our money by selling our new OT Downloadable Compilation Guide & Tip Book: "OT's Secrets on How To Win at 1.36" by Parasit & Potthead.

 

What about the proceeds from the gaspipe / saratoga narcotics sales?
Where did that all go?

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3 hours ago, Merlin51 said:

What about the proceeds from the gaspipe / saratoga narcotics sales?
Where did that all go?

They ripped OT off, took the money and bought a derelict property somewhere in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan where Gaspipe, Jwilly and SaraToga are starting their new Concrete Kayak and Coffin Co. Thought you saw the note they left us in OT. They stole all the OT plywood too. 

Think Styopa and MikeAZ are up there hunting for them now.

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Kindly send me a telegraph should introduce an Eva Green avatar . . . and perhaps I'd reconsider reenlisting,  ;)

Of course, she will play Axis.

 

Eva Green in Uniform

 

Brits get Maggie Thatcher

French get Gabrielle Deydier

Americans should get ether Amy Schumer or Kathy Griffin

 

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On ‎4‎/‎1‎/‎2019 at 3:19 PM, sorella said:

Umm. We thought you, as an honourary member of the OT Supreme Council were going to be heading up the new Italian/North African map expansion. We're still waiting to get more money to send you to Sicily and Rome to work on it. 

Image result for WWII online maps

merlin "it will be fun" go have a great time!

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On ‎4‎/‎1‎/‎2019 at 4:35 PM, Merlin51 said:

Anyways, if OT is designing the game, i am doing new infantry models instead

Lady-Devil-May-Cry-Cosplay-Gamers-Heroes

maya_i_by_nebulaluben-d5vdbtp.jpg

purple2.jpg

nebulaluben-cosplayer-28.jpg


katarina-cosplay-by-kinpatsu-2.jpg

 

I kinda have a thing for #4 

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Does this mean new people taking the decissions that have an important impact ingame in a close future?. With a more balanced and attractive game many veterans (like me) would resub their premium and tow accounts. If that is the case, I'm looking forward to see fresh air "above". 

Really good news

S!

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Someone needs to feed the masses.  I'm buying all the gas stations in the map and turning them into a bbq hut.

 

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Americans should get ether Amy Schumer or Kathy Griffin

ban him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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21 minutes ago, tazz said:

Someone needs to feed the masses.  I'm buying all the gas stations in the map and turning them into a bbq hut.

 

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We need to work in the beans there.
Meatwise your good though.

Also, the above picture portion, that is the child's platter yes?

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2 minutes ago, Merlin51 said:

We need to work in the beans there.
Meatwise your good though.

Also, the above picture portion, that is the child's platter yes?

That plate is three feet in diameter.  They can feed Fred Flintstone.

 

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6 minutes ago, tazz said:

That plate is three feet in diameter.  They can feed Fred Flintstone.

 

Now now, it would not be a good thing as the official OT food provider, to start right off with false advertising.

We have become quite the experts in wood grains, due to gaspipe's plywood canoes
and we can tell that by analyzing the woodgrain in the table that, that is NOT in fact a 3 foot diameter plate
but is in fact a standard Melmac dinner plater of 11 inches in size.

Submitting wood sample and dinner plate samples as exibits C and D respectively.

And the beans still need work, colour and consistency is all wrong, not even for english breakfast beans

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